A Monkey Man among men. And monkeys

When it comes to the average dudes in this world, we will watch John Wick-level violence wherever we find it. Why do we love it so much? Most of us aren’t looking to go fist-to-face with a hoarde of gun/blade/club wielding bad guys. Most of us aren’t looking for a fight of any kind. Without getting into psychologies or societal morrays, we’ll just attribute it to the hard-coded nature of the male of the species. Let’s do that.

So when the trailer came out for Monekey Man, your Average Dude was all in. And not just because of the choreographed Wick-level brawls. I’m a genuine fan of Dev Patel. Slumdog Millionaire is maybe the last Best Picture Oscar that got it right. Lion, great film. Hotel Mumbai, same. And even though I was ‘meh’ on the adaptation of ‘The Green Knight’, bravo for Patel for taking a risk on it.

Dude’s never get sick of Wick

When Wick-lovers go to see a Wickshow, we know what we’re in for. Guns. Lots of guns. Some knives. Brutality on a grand scale. And for all the average dudes out there, that’s enough to get our attention. If there is a complelling story and empathetic or relatable characters, that’s just gravy on the ‘taters. We were already at the table. And if nothing else, Monkey Man promised ultra-violence on Wick levels. And boy, did it deliver.

So, is Monkey Man just another John Wick?

No. No, it’s not.

To get inside the head of Monkey Man, it would help to have watched Slumdog Millionaire. Having some understanding of the way the caste system of India works is really important. Monkey Man, who is known only by the sobriquet ‘Kid’, is one of ‘the least of these’. After the brutal death of his family by the criminal elite, Kid is left to scratch out a living any way that he can. Eventually, Kid becomes an underground cage fighter. He adopts the persona of a monkey mask-wearing villain, who is routinely reviled and beaten bloody for his payday.

And all the while, vengence grows in his bloody heart. He is consumed by it, leaving almost nothing else.

What Monkey Man could have been

Monkey Man could – and maybe should – have been the Batman of India. As the story developed, that’s what I thought we were going to get. And I was excited for it. Batman, if Batman was created from Frank Castle (the Punisher, for you non-comic nerds). Quest for vengence turned into champion of the underclass. And, of course, John Wick-level fight scenes. That’s the powerful combination I was expecting. But it’s not what I got.

Monkey Man is a Hollywood-style action movie without the clear-cut Hollywood ending that this Average Dude was hoping for. Did it work? Ah, yes. Sure. Okay. But was it a let down? Yes, it was, and mostly because it hinted at that oh-so-satisfying Hollywood closure all through the movie. Even so, this movie can stand on it’s own merits. I can even applaud it for them, once I get over the sting of disappointment.

Monkey Man would have been a clear 4.5/5 had it delivered on it’s promises. But going it’s own way, brave though it might be, didn’t do it any favors. So, I can only give it a 3.75 out of 5. And since it’s Holly/Bollywood…there’s always a way to do a Monkey Man 2. Maybe the payoff will be worth the journey. Maybe they’ll deliver on the promise. It’s the movies! And in movies, there’s always hope.

Next week: A TWOFER! I’m reviewing Civil War AND The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, two movies I’ve been super psyched to see!

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