Arthur the King was always going to take my money
The Average Dude is a well-known dog person. Not necessarily anti-cat but kinda. Just really, REALLY pro-puppa. Not sorry in any way for that.
So when I saw the trailer for Arthur the King there was zero doubt that I was going to review it. None. Saturday night, opening weekend was locked in for Mr & Mrs Average Dude. Dune 2 will have to wait its turn. Average Dude has waited long enough for Arthur the King. I casually wondered if I could bring our dog Henley to this show. I’d buy him a ticket.
Arthur the King is ‘based on the true story’ of Michael Light, an Adventure Racing athlete who is approaching the end of his prime still in search of a championship win. Mark Wahlberg stars as Michael, the captain of Team Broadrail, who have agreed to sponsor Micahael’s team…barely. Enough to enter the race and get to the Dominican Republic, but not enough to get there early for acclimation and training. Undaunted, the team accepts. Every member has their own reasons for joining the race, so literally everyone has skin in the game.
You’re just not hooked up right
I feel like I should mention from the outset that Adventure Racing isn’t your garden variety endurance race. This ain’t a Spartan Run. It’s more like a quest, daring the environment, the weather, the fates to do their worst, because each team will do theirs. This championship race was an astounding, torturous 435 mile run, trek, bike, hike, climb and kayak over some of the most dangerous and unforgiving terrain on the earth. The Average Dude is a fan of obstacle races and TBH, am planning to train for a 2nd full marathon this year (Vegas, baby). But putting yourself through something like this? Voluntarily? Nah. Not for me but go forth and conquer, ye Above Average Dudes and Dudies.
So the stage is set
Fast forward to about the halfway point in this painful yet exhilerating glory-by-masochism event comes this matted, world-worn, bedraggled dog of indeterminable origin and breed. He is alone, beat up and hungry. And yet, to the eyes of Michael, he still seems to carry himself with an aire of regality, as if his current state of affairs does not define him. This overcoming of circumstances parallels Michael’s own mindset and their bond is sealed over a few meatballs. The team christens him Arthur the King. Team Broadrail’s brief rest passes and they resume their brutal trek.
Not all heroes wear flea collars
Unknown to the team, they had gained a fifth member. Arthur the King follows Broadrail and, using his knowledge of the terrain, guides them away from danger and towards their next goal. How did Arthur know where they were going? Don’t know. But that’s what the movie portrays and it is at least alluded to in the actual accounts. And I love me some hero dogs so I’m going with it.
All the Hollywood-ization of actual events aside, Arthur the King does deliver the goods. The story is sometimes ham-handed and force-fed to an audience that sits expectantly with mouths agape, ready to savor the next bite of hero dog goodness. After reading about the actual events, it is clear that the 90 minute movie needed to ‘interpret’ things in a more cinematic way. And we are okay with that because we know that the basic facts are accurate. And because we know that, most of the embelishments and transparent heartstring tugs are forgiven.
So, with no apology given or needed, I’m giving Arthur the King a 3.5 out of 5 and recommend it for the whole family. It’s not Homeward Bound: the Incredible Journey or Old Yeller. Those are the gold standard of dog movies and will probably never be touched. But is it Turner & Hooch? Getting closer. And there is definitely room in our hearts for another one of those.
And yup, I went straight home to hug my Average Doge.
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